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Home » Cut Files

SVG Sayings

Welcome to our SVG Sayings Downloads for Cricut and Silhouette! Express yourself creatively with our collection of versatile and expressive phrases for your crafting projects.

SVG design featuring a dachshund silhouette with the phrase “I Play With Wieners” arranged above and below the dog graphic.

I Play with Wieners SVG

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Graphic with the quote “That sounds like my husband’s problem” in bold and script fonts with a small heart accent.

That Sounds Like My Husband's Problem SVG

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Graphic with bold lettering that reads “Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance” on a plain background.

Some Things Are Better Left Alone Like Me SVG

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Graphic reading Easily Distracted by Plants with simple line drawings of potted houseplants and a cactus surrounding the text.

Easily Distracted by Plants SVG

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Typography design reading “You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions” in a handwritten script style.

You Couldn't Handle Me SVG

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Graphic design reading “This Is My Emotional Baggage” with smaller text below saying “Just kidding – that wouldn’t fit in here.”

This Is My Emotional Baggage SVG

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Typography design reading “Fries before guys” with mixed block and script lettering and a small carton of french fries illustration.

Fries Before Guys SVG

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Playful “LOVE” word design with a paw print replacing the O and small heart shapes beneath the letters.

Love Paw Print SVG

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Hand-lettered phrase “be mine” in a flowing script with four heart shapes floating around the words.

Be Mine SVG

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Handwritten-style typography reading “eww… people,” with the words staggered and an ellipsis for emphasis.

Eww People SVG

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Typography design reading “Fun fact I don’t care,” with bold block lettering for the main phrase and a casual script style for the bottom line.

Fun Fact I Don't Care SVG

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Bold, playful lettering reading “Science like magic but real,” arranged in stacked lines with a fun, hand-drawn style.

Science Like Magic But Real SVG

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Stylized word “Allegedly” in a playful script font with decorative sparkles and flourishes around the letters.

Allegedly Retro SVG

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Stylized “Oh hell no” phrase in a playful, retro font with small sparkle accents arranged around the words.

Oh Hell No Retro SVG

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Arched word “LOVED” in a bold varsity-style font with two small heart shapes, one above the L and one below the E.

Loved with Hearts SVG

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Typography design featuring the phrase “I did not mean to offend you, that was just a bonus” styled as a bold, humorous SVG quote graphic.

I Didn't Mean to Offend You SVG

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Typography design reading “Love You More” with bold block lettering for “Love You” and a flowing script style for “more.”

Layered Love You More SVG

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Line art houseplant illustration with layered leaves and a heart shape, featuring the phrase “sometimes I wet my plants” in a handwritten style.

Sometimes I Wet My Plants SVG

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Simple illustrated football icon with laces, shown on a plain background, suitable for sports-themed designs or SVG craft projects.

I Just Hope Both Teams Have Fun SVG

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SVG Cut File: A Large Group of People is Called a No Thanks.

A Large Group of People is Called a No Thanks SVG

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Black text on a white background reading "A Little Judgy and Often Right" in a playful, bold font.

A Little Judgy and Often Right SVG

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SVG design with the phrase “Glitter is my favorite color” shown in a mix of script and bold block lettering, arranged as a stacked typographic graphic.

Glitter Is My Favorite Color SVG

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Text-based digital design displaying the phrase “Insane? I prefer the term mentally hilarious” in a playful mix of script and bold lettering.

Mentally Hilarious SVG

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Text-based digital design featuring the phrase “There is a 99% chance that I don’t care” arranged in stacked lettering with a playful outline.

There is a 99% Chance That I Don't Care SVG

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Text-based digital design displaying the phrase “Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither” in large, bold lettering.

Remember When I Asked for Your Opinion SVG

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Text-based digital design displaying the phrase “Did I just roll my eyes out loud?” in a playful mix of script and bold lettering.

Did I Just Roll My Eyes Out Loud SVG

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Handwritten-style text reading "grow positive thoughts" alongside a delicate floral illustration, perfect for uplifting and motivational crafting projects.

Grow Positive Thoughts SVG

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Playful design featuring an astronaut in space with the text 'Give Me Space,' perfect for creating a layered SVG cut file.

Give Me Space SVG

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Hand-lettered typography graphic with the phrase “I understand, just don’t care.” written in a casual script style on a plain background.

I Understand Just Don't Care SVG

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Typography graphic with the phrase “it’s all messy my hair the kids the house my life” arranged in stacked, playful lettering on a plain background.

It's All Messy My Hair The Kids The House My Life SVG

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Mom of Boys Surrounded by Balls SVG design with illustrations of basketball, tennis ball, football, soccer ball, and baseball, perfect for sports-themed mom crafts.

Mom of Boys Surrounded By Balls SVG

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Typography design featuring the phrase “Good girls go to heaven but bad girls are a lot more fun” in a bold, playful hand-lettered style.

Bad Girls Are A Lot More Fun SVG

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Whoop 2

I Don't Always Whoop But When I Do There It Is SVG

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Line art motorcycle illustration viewed from the front with the phrase “Born to Ride” above and “Forced to Work” curved below the bike.

Born to Ride Forced to Work SVG

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Hand-lettered SVG design featuring the phrase “Look at me all adulting and stuff” in playful script and print lettering on a plain background.

Adulting and Stuff SVG

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Retro-style SVG design featuring the words Hamilton, Laurens, Lafayette, Mulligan, and Burr, Sir stacked vertically with decorative lettering and sparkles.

Retro Hamilton Musical SVG

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Decorative “Comfy Cozy” phrase design with playful lettering and small sparkle accents, shown as a digital graphic suitable for Cricut or craft projects.

Retro Comfy Cozy SVG

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SVG quote graphic with the phrase I wasn’t made for winter brrrrr displayed in a playful, bold font on a plain background.

I Wasn't Made for Winter SVG

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Typography design displaying the phrase “I came. I saw. I made it awkward.” in a bold, playful lettering style, shown as a graphic suitable for an SVG or craft project.

I Came. I Saw. I Made It Awkward SVG

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Hand-lettered phrase “Cheers to Better Years” surrounded by confetti-style decorative shapes, shown as a festive SVG-style design for crafts or DIY projects.

Cheers To Better Years SVG

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Hand-lettered typographic design reading “Relax we’re all crazy it’s not a competition,” shown as a playful SVG-style text graphic on a plain background.

Relax We're All Crazy SVG

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Retro-style typographic design reading “Hey batter batter swing” with a baseball graphic and decorative sparkles, shown as a bold SVG-style lettering design.

Hey Batter Batter Swing SVG

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Hand-lettered quote reading “Find joy in the journey” in a flowing script and serif mix, displayed as a simple typographic graphic suitable for crafting or home decor.

Find Joy in the Journey SVG

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Retro-style typographic design reading “Adulting is Stupid” with decorative sparkles, shown as a bold SVG graphic for Cricut or Silhouette crafting projects.

Retro Adulting Is Stupid SVG

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Typography design displaying the phrase “Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, Survived” arranged in stacked decorative lettering with small star accents.

Retro Divorced Beheaded Died Divorced Beheaded Survived SVG

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A humorous quote design that reads “I never argue, I just explain why I am right,” displayed in bold lettering for a printable or cut file project.

I Never Argue SVG

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A playful taco-themed design featuring two illustrated tacos with the phrase “I was told there’d be tacos!” above and below the image.

I Was Told There'd Be Tacos SVG

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A whimsical duck illustration featuring five ducks in different poses arranged around the phrase “most definitely not all in a row.”

Ducks Not In A Row SVG

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Retro Nope SVG

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Hand-drawn stick figure standing beside a sign labeled “BAD,” with the phrase “well, that’s a bad sign” shown below in a humorous design.

Well That's A Bad Sign SVG

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