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Home » Cut Files » Funny

Funny SVG Cut Files

Create something fun with these hilarious SVG Cut Files! Ideal for shirts, hats, and more using Cricut or Silhouette. Click to add some humor to your crafts!

A bold and sassy text design that reads "let me file that under IDGAF" in a mix of script and block fonts, perfect for sarcastic or humorous crafting projects.

Let Me File That Under IDGAF SVG

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Layered SVG Cut File: Let's Get Smashed, with a drawing of a Piñata.

Let's Get Smashed Piñata SVG

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Black text design reading 'Hold on, let me overthink this' in a mix of bold and script fonts, with decorative lines around the word 'this' for emphasis.

Hold On Let Me Overthink This SVG

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Silhouette of a hiker with a backpack and trekking pole against a striped gradient mountain backdrop, with bold text reading 'Take a Hike' below.

Take A Hike Layered SVG

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Black script text design reading 'Shhh I'm still sleeping' in a mix of cursive and print fonts, intended for SVG crafting or printable decor.

Shhh Still Sleeping SVG

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Red shopping cart with an arrow and sparkles inside a circular design, featuring the phrase 'It's an add to cart type of day' in bold red text.

It's an Add to Cart Type of Day SVG

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Black text on a white background reading "A Little Judgy and Often Right" in a playful, bold font.

A Little Judgy and Often Right SVG

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Bold black text reading "MOIST" with a humorous caption below stating, "Because someone you know hates this word," designed for playful crafting projects.

Moist Because Someone You Know Hates This Word SVG

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Bold text design that reads "SARCASM" in a varsity-style font with the phrase "IT'S HOW I HUG" underneath, perfect for a Cricut or Silhouette cut file project.

Sarcasm It's How I Hug SVG

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This download is for personal use only. Please see the full description below for terms and conditions and an important disclaimer. Only the SVG file is included in the download. YOU WILL RECEIVE: A single zip file (or multiple zips if a jumbo bundle) with the following is included in the download. Files can be used but are not limited to the following programs: SVG - Cricut Design Space, Silhouette Designer Edition & ScanNCut PNG - Printing programs such as Microsoft Word. 300dpi. DXF - Silhouette Studio EPS - Adobe Illustrator, Make the Cut, Corel Draw, and Inkscape. INSTANT DOWNLOAD: This is a digital product, so no physical product will be sent. ONCE PAYMENT IS COMPLETE, digital files will be available for download. You will receive an email with a link to download it. Since this is a downloaded product, it is NON-REFUNDABLE. USES: All Crafty Blog Stalker products can be used for anything. The sky’s the limit! Physical product sales are not allowed. ***NO DIGITAL PRODUCT SALES ALLOWED*** You CAN NOT resell, share, or redistribute these files as a stand-alone product or as part of a bundle. Doing so is strictly prohibited and is a copyright violation of The Crafty Blog Stalker. BEFORE PURCHASING: ***PLEASE ensure that your machine/program takes the above format before purchase. Due to the nature of digital files, refunds will not be given. *** IMPORTANT: Purchases are made with the understanding that you have a thorough understanding of your program. If you are unsure whether your program accepts one of the file types above, please know that you purchase at your own risk if the file does not work. I can’t guarantee that these files will download or open properly on your smartphone. Laptops or desktop computers are best. DISCLAIMER: Some parts of this design can be challenging to weed if cut very small. The buyer is responsible for ensuring text, phrases, and quotes can be used commercially on shirts, mugs, bags, signs, etc. The Crafty Blog Stalker will not be held responsible for any copyright violation on the buyer's part. By purchasing this design, you agree to the terms of this disclaimer. Please refer to TESS to check for trademarks on quotes and phrases.

Doing My Best But Kind Of A Mess SVG

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Text design reading "Bored in the house and I’m in the house bored" in playful, handwritten-style font, creating a humorous and relatable statement.

Bored In The House SVG

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Awesome Wow

Awesome Wow SVG

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Illustration of two stick figures roasting hot dogs over a campfire with the humorous caption, "It’s all fun and games until someone loses a wiener."

It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses a Wiener SVG

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Handwritten text design reading 'I came. I saw. I had anxiety, so I left.' in a casual script font, perfect for humorous and relatable projects.

I Had Anxiety So I Left SVG

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Typography design reading 'Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid, But I'm Probably Going To Say Them Anyways' in a tall, narrow font with a humorous tone.

Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid SVG

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Layered SVG Cut File: Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Ever Done.

Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Ever Done SVG

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Humorous SVG design featuring the text 'Dad Joke Loading' in bold letters with a loading bar, perfect for Father's Day or fun crafting projects.

Dad Joke Loading SVG

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Playful layered SVG design featuring bold text: "Arguing with me is crazy because my goal isn't to win; it's to make you as mad as I can!" in vibrant colors.

Arguing With Me Is Crazy SVG

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Bold and fun red lips with white teeth design, ideal for creating a unique layered SVG cut file for crafting projects.

Smiling Teeth SVG

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Playful design featuring an astronaut in space with the text 'Give Me Space,' perfect for creating a layered SVG cut file.

Give Me Space SVG

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Funny design with bold text saying 'I Got So Much Procrastinating Done Today!' Perfect for crafting as a layered SVG cut file.

I Got So Much Procrastinating Done SVG

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Humorous design featuring the text 'I had my patience tested - I'm negative,' styled in playful script, ideal as a layered SVG cut file for crafting projects.

Patience Tested I'm Negative SVG

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Design featuring a skull adorned with flowers alongside the text 'I Like Murder Shows, Comfy Clothes, and Maybe 2 People,' perfect as a layered SVG cut file.

I Like Murder Shows SVG

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SVG Cut File: Dont Eat Pumpkin Seeds.

Don't Eat Pumpkin Seeds SVG

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Illustration of a yellow gourd with black outlines alongside bold black text reading "Oh My Gourd!" in a playful font, perfect for fall-themed projects.

Oh My Gourd Free SVG

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Bold text design reading "Don't Make Me Use My Mom Voice" in all caps and script font. Perfect for crafting projects with Cricut or Silhouette for moms with a sense of humor.

Don't Make Me Use My Mom Voice SVG

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Illustration of Jesus wearing sunglasses with the caption "I'm Telling Dad" in bold, playful lettering, perfect for humorous Cricut and Silhouette crafting projects.

I'm Telling Dad SVG

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Black and white design with playful text that reads, "Like a Good Neighbor, Stay Over There," adding a humorous twist to the classic slogan.

Like A Good Neighbor Stay Over There SVG

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Silhouette of a turkey in brown with the playful phrase "talk turkey to me" in white, perfect for adding a bit of humor to Thanksgiving decor and crafts.

Talk Turkey To Me SVG

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SVG design featuring a slice of pie topped with whipped cream, accompanied by the playful text "I only have pies for you!" Perfect for Thanksgiving crafts.

I Only Have Pies For You SVG

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Playful SVG design with the phrase 'Gobble Till You Wobble Baby' in a fun, bold font, perfect for Thanksgiving-themed Cricut and Silhouette projects.

Gobble Till You Wobble Baby SVG

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Bold script text reads, "I love being me, it pisses off all the right people," ideal for a statement SVG design file with an unapologetic, empowering message.

I Love Being Me It Pisses Off All The Right People SVG

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Bold and colorful text design reading 'My Life is Ruled by Tiny Furry Overlords' with playful paw prints, hearts, and flowers, ideal for pet-themed Cricut and Silhouette crafts.

My Life Is Ruled By Tiny Furry Overlords SVG

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Mom of Boys Surrounded by Balls SVG design with illustrations of basketball, tennis ball, football, soccer ball, and baseball, perfect for sports-themed mom crafts.

Mom of Boys Surrounded By Balls SVG

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All Access Pass: The ultimate crafting bundle with instant access to The Crafty Blog Stalker’s full digital download collection. Find endless inspiration for your next project!

Digital All Access Pass

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A bold text design that reads, "COFFEE IS THE ANSWER. WHAT IS THE QUESTION?" Perfect for coffee lovers who know their go-to solution for any problem.

Coffee is the Answer SVG

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SVG Cut File: Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come.

Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come SVG

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SVG Cut File: I'm Not Short I'm Just Compact and Ridiculously Adorable.

I'm Not Short I'm Just Compact SVG

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SVG Cut File: Hug Me - Potted Cactus.

Hug Me SVG

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SVG Cut File: Give Me Wine and no one gets hurt.

Give Me Wine SVG

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All The Good Ones Are A Little Crazy SVG

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SVG Cut File: Little Miss Sassy Pants.

Little Miss Sassy Pants SVG

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SVG Cut File: I Told My Therapist About You.

I Told My Therapist About You SVG

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SVG Cut File: If My Mouth Doesn't Say It My Face Definitely Will.

If My Mouth Doesn't Say It My Face Will SVG

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SVG Cut File: I Play with Wieners.

I Play with Wieners SVG

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SVG Cut File: Thats What I Do, I Pet Cats, I Scare People, and I Know Things.

I Pet Cats, I Scare People, and I Know Things SVG

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Graduated

I Graduated Can I Go Back To Bed Now SVG

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Set of 6 Bookmark Funny Sayings SVG Bundle.

Funny Bookmarks SVG Bundle

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SVG Cut File: Dad Papaw Great Papaw I just keep getting better.

Dad Papaw Great Papaw SVG

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SVG Cut File: I am Why We Can't Have Nice Things.

I am Why We Can't Have Nice Things Free SVG

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