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Home » Cut Files

Funny SVG Cut Files

Create something fun with these hilarious SVG Cut Files! Ideal for shirts, hats, and more using Cricut or Silhouette. Click to add some humor to your crafts!

Text design in bold black letters that reads, "Admit it life would be boring without me," displayed in a playful block-style font.

Life Would Be Boring Without Me SVG

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Text graphic with the phrase "Cheers to pour decisions" in bold black letters, using a mix of block and script fonts for a playful design.

Cheers to Pour Decisions SVG

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Image with six coffee pun phrases: "Livin la vida mocha," "Where you bean all my life?," "Espresso yourself," "I don’t give a frap," "Pardon my French roast," and "Have a brew-tiful day!"

Coffee Puns Bundle SVG

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Black and white illustration of a llama with the word "DRAMA" written below in bold, playful letters.

No Prob Llama SVG

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Cute avocado graphic with a smiling face, seed in the center, and text below that reads "Avo Good Day."

Avo Good Day Avocado SVG

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Text graphic reading "I can’t stop singing Hamilton" in a mix of simple and script fonts on a white background.

I Can't Stop Singing Hamilton SVG

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Black and white text design that reads “ADULT ish” with bold block letters for “ADULT” and a cursive script font for “ish.”

Adultish SVG

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Text design that reads “The Tears of My Enemies” with decorative water droplet graphics, created as an SVG cut file.

Tears of My Enemies SVG

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Christmas SVG design with the words “Chest” and “Nuts” in script font, each decorated with Santa hats, holly, and hanging ornaments.

Chest Nuts SVG

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Set of six icons with text: hammer with “hammered,” tank with “tanked,” light bulb with “lit,” toaster with “toasted,” bomb with “bombed,” and trash can with “trashed.”

6 Pack Alcohol Bundle SVG

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Text design that reads “Give me hot chocolate and no one gets hurt” in playful hand-lettered style, created as an SVG cut file.

Give Me Hot Chocolate and No One Gets Hurt SVG

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Text design that reads “Mama Needs Coffee, lots & lots of coffee” with a to-go coffee cup illustration, created as an SVG cut file.

Mama Needs Coffee SVG

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What If I'm Not Silly Enough SVG

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Colorful text design reading "EAT SLEEP POOP REPEAT" in bold, playful retro-style letters in red, pink, green, and blue on a white background.

Eat Sleep Poop Repeat SVG

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Layered SVG Cut File: Raawr means I love you in dinosaur.

Raawr Means I Love You in Dinosaur SVG

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SVG design with a brown coffee cup, red shopping cart, and the phrase "Sips and Trips" in script font, with "and" in smaller block letters.

Sips and Trips Free SVG

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SVG Cut File: I'm not trying to be difficult - it just comes naturally.

I'm Not Trying To Be Difficult SVG

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SVG Cut File: I Say What Everyone Else Is Thinking.

I Say What Everyone Else Is Thinking SVG

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SVG Cut File: the early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

The Early Bird Can Have The Worm SVG

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Funny text design that reads 'It's too peopley outside' in bold, playful gray lettering.

It's Too Peopley Outside SVG

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Text design reading 'Anti-Social Butterfly' with 'Anti-Social' in tall thin letters and 'Butterfly' in bold cursive script.

Anti-Social Butterfly SVG

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Green road sign design with two panels: 'MY WAY' and an arrow pointing up, and 'THE HIGHWAY' with an arrow pointing left.

My Way Or The Highway SVG

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Green golf-themed design with the phrase "Talk Birdie to Me," featuring a golf club, golf ball on a tee, and grass accents.

Talk Birdie To Me SVG

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Cool cartoon chick wearing sunglasses holding a horseshoe magnet with the text Chic Magnet in playful script below.

Chic Magnet SVG Cut File

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Playful text graphic reading “Eat glitter for breakfast and you will shine all day” in tall, hand-drawn letters on a plain white background.

Eat Glitter for Breakfast and You'll Shine All Day SVG

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Bold text graphic that reads “If karma doesn’t smack you, I will” in a playful handwritten font on a plain white background.

If Karma Doesn't Smack You I Will SVG

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The image shows the phrase “drink wine eat turkey take naps” in a playful handwritten script, arranged in three lines on a white background.

Drink Wine Eat Turkey Take Naps SVG

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Black and white illustration of a surprised raccoon with the phrase “My Flabbers Have Been Gasted” surrounded by sparkles.

My Flabbers Have Been Gasted SVG

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Humorous red holiday SVG design that says "oh balls" with a Christmas ornament replacing the letter "o," perfect for festive Cricut or Silhouette projects.

Oh Balls SVG

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Black text design that says "I just want some cheese and quiet" in a mix of bold and script fonts, intended for use as an SVG craft file.

I Just Want Some Cheese and Quiet SVG

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Black and white illustration of a fish being held by two hands with the humorous text “So big I have to hold it with two hands.”

So Big I Have To Hold It With Two Hands SVG

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The download includes SVG, DXF, PNG, and EPS files and comes with a commercial-use license. See the full description below for terms and conditions and an important disclaimer. YOU WILL RECEIVE: A single zip file (or multiple zips if a jumbo bundle) with the following is included in the download. Files can be used, but are not limited to the following programs: SVG - Cricut Design Space, Silhouette Designer Edition & ScanNCut PNG - Printing programs such as Microsoft Word, 300dpi. DXF - Silhouette Studio EPS - Adobe Illustrator, Make the Cut, CorelDRAW, and Inkscape. INSTANT DOWNLOAD: This is a digital product, so no physical product will be sent. ONCE PAYMENT IS COMPLETE, digital files will be available for download. You will receive an email with a link to download it. Since this is a downloaded product, it is NON-REFUNDABLE. USES: All Crafty Blog Stalker products can be used for anything. The sky’s the limit! Physical product sales are allowed. Please see the below disclaimer regarding copyright and trademarks. Commercial/Profit Use - Physical product sales are allowed. ***NO DIGITAL PRODUCT SALES ALLOWED*** You CANNOT resell, share, or redistribute these files as a stand-alone product or as part of a bundle. Doing so is strictly prohibited and is a copyright violation of The Crafty Blog Stalker. BEFORE PURCHASING: *** Please ensure your machine or program accepts the above format before purchasing. *** Due to the nature of digital files, refunds will not be given. *** IMPORTANT: Purchases are made with the understanding that you have a thorough understanding of your program. If you are unsure whether your program accepts one of the file types above, please know that you purchase at your own risk if the file does not work. I do not guarantee that these files will download or open properly on your smartphone. Laptops or desktop computers are best. DISCLAIMER: Some parts of this design can be challenging to weed if cut very small. The buyer is responsible for ensuring that text, phrases, and quotes can be used commercially on shirts, mugs, bags, signs, and similar products. The Crafty Blog Stalker will not be held responsible for any copyright infringement by the buyer. By purchasing this design, you agree to the terms of this disclaimer. Please refer to TESS to check for trademarks on quotes and phrases.

Nothing Makes Sense When We're Apart SVG

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Green and red graphic with playful fonts that says, "I want to be on the Nice List but everyone else is just so Stupid" in a mix of script and bold lettering.

I Want To Be On The Nice List SVG

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Black and white graphic featuring five smiley faces and bold text that reads "Be Happy It Drives People Crazy" on a white background.

Be Happy It Drives People Crazy SVG

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Black and white graphic of a skeleton hand giving a thumbs up with the phrase "Never Better" written beside and below the extended skeletal arm.

Never Better SVG

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Black and white graphic design featuring the phrase "I drive a stick" in a fun handwritten font with a broomstick illustration, perfect for Halloween-themed crafts.

I Drive A Stick SVG

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Black and white SVG design of a cute fluffy sheep with the humorous phrase "I don’t give a sheep" written above in playful lettering.

I Don't Give A Sheep SVG

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Funny black and white SVG design of a chick being pulled by a horseshoe magnet with the phrase "Chick Magnet" underneath.

Chick Magnet SVG

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Black and white illustration of a smoker grill with smoke rising and the phrase "Mind if I smoke?" displayed in bold text above.

Mind If I Smoke SVG

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A black silhouette of a turkey with the humorous phrase "Go Pluck Yourself" written in bold white letters across its body.

Go Pluck Yourself Turkey SVG

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Humorous teacher-themed graphic featuring a pink apple outline with the phrase "Does this bag make my papers look graded?" in playful teal lettering.

Papers Look Graded SVG

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Drink Up Witches

Drink Up Witches SVG

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Black ghost graphic with the phrase "I'm too old for this sheet" in playful script, perfect for a humorous adult Halloween shirt or decor design.

I'm Too Old For This Sheet Free SVG

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Cartoon Frankenstein face with the phrase "Let Me Be Frank" in purple text above and below, perfect for a playful Halloween SVG design.

Let Me Be Frank SVG

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Outline of a retro camper trailer with the humorous phrase “Back That Thing Up” curved above and below the design in green handwritten-style text.

Trailer Back That Thing Up SVG

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Playful black text on a white background reads “yay SPORTS! do the thing, win the points” in a fun, casual font perfect for sports fans with a sense of humor.

Yay Sports SVG

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Black text design on a white background reading “Feeling Kinda IDGAF-ish today” in a mix of bold and script fonts for a fun, cheeky attitude-filled message.

Feeling Kinda IDGAF-ish Today SVG

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Bold black text graphic with the phrase “drink HAPPY THOUGHTS,” featuring a mix of script and block lettering on a white background.

Drink Happy Thoughts SVG

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Circular graphic with bold text that says “DAD” in the center, surrounded by stars and the phrase “The Man • The Myth • The Bad Influence” in playful, all-caps font.

Dad The Bad Influence SVG

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Text design reading "Sore Today Strong Tomorrow" in bold black and pink script font, combining motivational and fitness-inspired typography.

Sore Today Strong Tomorrow SVG

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